rlingams short stories and commentaries
Tuesday, August 18, 2015
Wine Glass
Wine Glass
Ram’s guide had prescribed ‘wine glass’as the theme of the short story, allowing only four days for submission. If he fails, he might lose his internal marks for his MFA degree course. There were hardly seven days left for his engagement which also needed attention. So far he remained a teetotaler. Hence, he had no idea about the theme of the story. He was in a dilemma.
Suddenly he had an idea. At 07.00 p.m, he was at Hotel Mass, Puducherry. With some hesitation he entered the air-conditioned ‘Aruvi’ Bar. He got seated at the centre of the hall so that he could see others.
A waiter approached him.
‘Your orders please.’
‘I would like to know the liquor with low alcohol content?’
‘Beers such as Kalyani, King Fisher and Hay Watts 2000 etc.’
‘One King Fisher with a wine glass.’
When the waiter served it, Ram’s tryst with the wine glass began; slowly he had the beer in gulps. But it was neither sweet nor sour, but something different. He felt sorry for not being a teetotaler.
Meanwhile, he saw four young men got seated behind him in a table; he began to listen to them attentively.
‘It would be Arvind today. Are you ready?’
‘Yeah. I will see that this hotel lose its star status’
‘Good.. But earlier the best; otherwise, we would be more dizzy and may not succeed in our plan.’
Ram could hear their conversation. He felt something fishy about them. But he chose to listen to them carefully.
Each one of them ordered a liquor of their choice; when the waiter supplied them, they cheered up, holding their wine glasses aloft and began to enjoy their drinks slowly.
Suddenly he heard an altercation between the waiter and one of them.
‘Bull shit… can you see this cockroach in the wine glass? It came off from the beer bottle that you served. I will see that all of you are booked.’
‘No, it can’t be. When I served it, there was nothing inside.’
‘You mean to say that I am bluffing… You cheat… friends, he is making all of us fools… let us go..’
All the four went nearby the cash counter along with the beer bottle and the wine glass. Ram suspected some foul play. But he chose to watch them from his table.
When they reached the cash counter, they spoke louder pointing out the beer bottle and the wine glass. There were heated arguments between them. Within minutes, one of them slapped the cashier. Another one was speaking to somebody over his mobile phone. Going further, all the four dragged the cashier out of the cash counter.
Ram rushed to the cash counter along with other customers. Unable to see the atrocities committed by the four, he opened out:
‘All these four fellows are cheats. What they are doing is preplanned.’
On hearing what he said, one of them got furious and rushed towards him with a broken wine glass. Though Ram moved side wards, he managed to pierce through his elbow with his newly found weapon and ran away. Within seconds Ram got swooned.
When he woke up, he realized that he was bedridden, surrounded by his parents and friends in a private hospital. It was the voice of his guide.
‘Ram, how do you feel now? I came to know about it through this daily.’
The news item showed by him was: ‘Two rival groups exchanged blows in the bar of a three star hotel, resulting in the grievous injuries to one person, doing his MFA at the Central University, Puducherry.’
‘Sir, I will submit my story on the theme given by you as soon as I get discharged without fail.’
‘Ok… Take care.’
But Ram never imagined that the news paper report would create havoc in his personal life.
Ram’s fiancée Harini was upset with the paper news.
Going a step further, her father said:
‘Thank God. But for this published news item, they would have cheated us. How blatantly they have lied that Ram was a teetotaler. But he got stabbed in the bar, while consuming liquor… I am cancelling the proposed engagement’
Wine Glass
Ram’s guide had prescribed ‘wine glass’as the theme of the short story, allowing only four days for submission. If he fails, he might lose his internal marks for his MFA degree course. There were hardly seven days left for his engagement which also needed attention. So far he remained a teetotaler. Hence, he had no idea about the theme of the story. He was in a dilemma.
Suddenly he had an idea. At 07.00 p.m, he was at Hotel Mass, Puducherry. With some hesitation he entered the air-conditioned ‘Aruvi’ Bar. He got seated at the centre of the hall so that he could see others.
A waiter asked for his orders.
‘I would like to know the liquor with low alcohol content?’
‘Beers such as Kalyani, King Fisher and Hay Watts 2000 etc.’
‘One King Fisher with a wine glass.’
When the waiter served it, Ram’s tryst with the wine glass began; slowly he had the beer in gulps. But it was neither sweet nor sour, but something different. He felt sorry for not being a teetotaler.
Meanwhile, he saw four young men got seated behind him in a table; he began to listen to them attentively.
‘It would be Arvind today. Are you ready?’
‘Yeah. I will see that this hotel lose its star status’
‘Good.. But earlier the best; otherwise, we would be more dizzy and may not succeed in our plan.’
Ram could hear their conversation. He felt something fishy about them. But he chose to listen to them carefully.
They ordered a liquor of their choice; when the waiter supplied them, they cheered up, holding their wine glasses aloft and began to enjoy their drinks slowly.
Suddenly Ram heard an altercation between the waiter and one of them.
‘Bull shit… can you see this cockroach in the wine glass? It came off from the beer bottle that you served. I will see that all of you are booked.’
‘No, it can’t be. When I served it, there was nothing inside.’
‘You mean to say that I am bluffing… You cheat… friends, he is making all of us fools… let us go..’
All the four went nearby the cash counter along with the beer bottle and the wine glass.
Ram suspected some foul play. But he chose to watch them from his table.
When they reached the cash counter, they shouted pointing out the beer bottle and the wine glass.There were heated arguments between them. Within minutes, one of them slapped the cashier. Another one was speaking to somebody over his mobile phone. Going further, all the four dragged the cashier out of the cash counter.
Ram rushed to the cash counter along with other customers. Unable to see the atrocities committed by the four, he opened out:
‘All these four fellows are cheats. What they are doing is preplanned.’
On hearing what he said, one of them got furious and rushed towards him with a broken wine glass. Though Ram moved side wards, he managed to pierce through his elbow with his newly found weapon and ran away. Within seconds Ram got swooned.
When he woke up, he realized that he was bedridden, surrounded by his parents and friends in a private hospital.He also saw his guide.
‘Ram, how do you feel now? I came to know about it through this daily.’
The news item showed by him was: ‘Two rival groups exchanged blows in the bar of a three star hotel, resulting in the grievous injuries to one person, doing his MFA at the Central University, Puducherry.’
On reading the news, he smiled.
‘Sir, I will submit my story on the theme given by you as soon as I get discharged without fail.’
‘Ok… Take care.’
But Ram never imagined that the news paper report would create havoc in his personal life.
Ram’s fiancée Harini was upset with the paper news.
Going a step further, her father said:
‘Thank God. But for this published news item, they would have cheated us. How blatantly they have lied that Ram was a teetotaler. But he got stabbed in the bar, while consuming liquor… I am cancelling the proposed engagement’
Monday, July 20, 2015
Thursday, September 18, 2014
I am not satisfied with what I am.
I am not satisfied with what I am.
I am not satisfied with what I am.
Of late I am worried about for being too lean.The constitution of my body is such.My father and grand father were too lean.Hence I am too.Perhaps,it is a hereditary factor.
I was only 2.2 kg when I was born, but to the dismay of doctors, I was hale and healthy, despite being underweight.As I grew up, my mother had a regular watch over my body and carefully saw that I never remained undernourished.
When I was admitted into a school, I was rather careful enough to see that I never got undressed for fear of being called a skeleton.Even then I looked so lean.I got acclimatised for what I was. When years rolled by I stopped worrying for being lean.
When I was twenty five, my parents decided to seek a suitable bride for me, with a fervent hope,that my lean body might change after my marriage.But it was not that much easy.Our hunt for a bride over a period of five years repeatedly ended in failure just because I was too lean to get married.Finally,we managed to get a bride and my marriage took place in a temple rather simply.
However,when I got married, the question of my body remaining lean again came to the fore.During my first night,my wife simply frowned at my lean body.After a lengthy discussion with my wife, we decided to consult a specialist to beef up my body at least to a reasonable extent.
Then she consulted her close friends, her parents and of course my mother and conveyed our decision.My mother did not say anything.In fact my wife stepped into her shoes for worrying about my lean body.
Finally she managed to fix an appointment with a physician ten days hence. Meanwhile,being more concerned about my lean body,she was more careful to nourish me with both vegetarian and non-vegetarian items of food.It was a terrible experience.I had to swallow many things as nourishing hitherto I had not come across in my life,all with a fervent hope that my lean body would get beefed up at least to some extent.Those ten days were nightmarish.
Finally,the appointed day came for consulting the physician.There was a heavy rush in the consulting room.We waited almost an hour.When my turn came I was called upon and we were ushered into the consulting room.We remained silent for some time.It was my wife who broke the ice.
'Doctor,my husband looks so lean.He looks almost like a skeleton.He must be beefed up at any cost.'
'Does he suffer from any complaint such as tuberculosis or diabetes or hypertension?'
'No, no, he is very hale and healthy.He is just in his 30s,'
'Is he a vegetarian or non-vegetarian?'
'Non-vegetarian.Of course, he consumes, meat, chicken, fish and everything.'
'Does he take them frequently?'
'At least thrice a week.'
'I see,..Does he consume vegetables?'
'Nothing is unpalatable to him'
'Milk products?'
'Of course.'
'Does he smoke or consume alcohol"
'He is a teetotaler.'
'Then, what can I do for you?'
'Doctor, he is so lean and very horrible to look at.I am not satisfied with what he is.Some how or other he must be beefed up so as to present a decent and good looking personality.'
Then the doctor turned at me.
'Do you suffer from any other decease such as stomach ailment or chest pain or gas trouble etc?'
'No, doctor.I don't have any such complaints.'
'Then, you must undergo a master health check up that includes a general X ray, a complete scan of your body and other lab tests involving your blood,urine etc.In addition you have to undergo a few more medical tests also'
'He is ready for every test doctor.'my wife was rather anxious.
'It may cost a few thousands.Can you afford to?'
'Sure, doctor'
After subjecting me to all the available medical tests, the doctor advised us to come after ten days for getting results.
After ten days we went again.
The doctor carefully went through all the reports.Then he heaved a sigh of relief.
'You are perfectly alright.All your medical reports are normal'
'No, doctor, still I am not satisfied with his lean structure.Please do something to improve it.After all we have spent so much.'
'Ok,then I will prescribe some medicines.Mostly they are tonics and vitamin tablets.Let him have them for three months.Then let us see.'
'Will he improve after three months? Can you give guarantee?'
'No, No, I cannot.I am just prescribing all these things only for your satisfaction.'
'...'
''Whatever he eats or whatever he takes as medicine, his body will remain the same forever.'
Wednesday, July 4, 2012
The Most Unfortunate Demand Ever Made By a Mother: Please Kill My Daughter.
Friday, June 29, 2012
Mischief-Monger
Monday, June 4, 2012
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